There they find a sign that reads, “There are no crew here. Wondering what they are missing, they head up to the fifth floor. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect, “All the crew here are experienced, smart, strong and Former Americas Cup Champions.” The Skippers get excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, “All the crew here are experienced, smart and strong.” They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they kept going. Still, this isn’t good enough, so the Skippers continue on up. The sign on the second floor reads, “All the crew here are experienced, smart but weak.” It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you who’s inside.”Įverything seems wonderful, so they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, “All the crew on this floor are beginners.” The skippers laugh, and without hesitation move on to the next floor. Go up floor by floor and once you find what you are looking for you can go there and make a selection. The Security Guard, a very salty type, explains to them how it works.
“Naw”, said the other boater, “I think I’ll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up.” The SkipperĪ group of Skippers is walking through town looking for crew, when they see a five-story building with a sign that read, “Crew Association: Ship’s Crew Available” Since they are without their crews, they decide to go in. More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed: ” You didn’t take a drink!?” The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river. Let’s drink to living well for the rest of our lives. “You are right,” said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whiskey. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking.Īs they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said: ” You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest”. Late one foggy night two boaters collide head-on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. The wife replies, “Oh, but I did, sweetheart… they were in your tackle box!” The Collision But, um, why didn’t you pack my silk pajamas as I asked you to do?” “Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he and his boss caught a lot of fish. Late Sunday night “hubby” comes home… and he’s really tired. The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good wife she does exactly as her husband asks. Oh! And, would you please pack my blue silk pajamas?” So would you please pack enough clothes for me for a week and set out my rod and my tackle box? We’re leaving right from the office, but I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things. This might help me get that promotion I’ve been wanting. On a Friday afternoon a man calls home from the office and says to his wife, “Honey, the boss just asked me to go fishing for the weekend at a big lake up in Canada.